Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedian. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned to stand-up comedy, where she has performed for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and numerous appearances on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, helped establish Rudner as one of the premier comics to emerge from the comedy boom of the 1980s.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.