George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was known for his dark comedy...
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
—Groucho Marx in Groucho And Me
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.