The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

Mark Russell

About Mark Russell

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Joseph Marcus Ruslander (August 23, 1932 – March 30, 2023), better known as Mark Russell, was an American political satirist and comedian. He is best known for his series of bimonthly comedy specials on PBS television between 1975 and 2004. His routines were a mix of political stand-up humor covering...

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