If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. —Mel Brooks More about this quote Tags: God humor flight Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
About Mel Brooks Melvin James Brooks (né Kaminsky; born June 28, 1926) is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, songwriter, and playwright.
More quotations from Mel Brooks If you're alive, you got to flap your arms and legs, you got to jump around a lot, you got to make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death. And therefore, as I see it, if you're quiet, you're not living. —Mel Brooks More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Comedy is when you accidentally fall off a cliff and die. Tragedy is when I have a hangnail. —Mel Brooks More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. —Mel Brooks More about this quote Tags: humor Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. —Mel Brooks More about this quote Tags: humor Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Good taste is the enemy of comedy. —Mel Brooks More about this quote Tags: comedy taste Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If you're alive, you got to flap your arms and legs, you got to jump around a lot, you got to make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death. And therefore, as I see it, if you're quiet, you're not living. —Mel Brooks More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Comedy is when you accidentally fall off a cliff and die. Tragedy is when I have a hangnail. —Mel Brooks More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. —Mel Brooks More about this quote Tags: humor Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. —Mel Brooks More about this quote Tags: humor Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Good taste is the enemy of comedy. —Mel Brooks More about this quote Tags: comedy taste Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “humor” Indecision may or may not be my problem. —Jimmy Buffett More about this quote Tags: humor problems indecision decisiveness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. —Katharine Hepburn More about this quote Tags: humor skill acting making money Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Whom are you?' he asked, for he had attended business college. —George Ade More about this quote Tags: humor education language college Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor water plants Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. —Rodney Dangerfield More about this quote Tags: humor family parents moving Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Indecision may or may not be my problem. —Jimmy Buffett More about this quote Tags: humor problems indecision decisiveness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. —Katharine Hepburn More about this quote Tags: humor skill acting making money Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Whom are you?' he asked, for he had attended business college. —George Ade More about this quote Tags: humor education language college Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor water plants Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. —Rodney Dangerfield More about this quote Tags: humor family parents moving Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email