Robert Orben (March 4, 1927 – February 2, 2023) was an American professional comedy writer and magician. He wrote multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and also wrote books for magicians. Later, Orben moved into politics, and in...
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.