Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Why was I born with such contemporaries?
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?